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WEEBALON

One-shots for magical disappointments

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Weebalon is a world full of chosen ones, sixty-foot knight mechs, and angels with badges. You are none of those things.

You have magic, technically. It's just not very good.

Every game is a one-shot. No prep, no homework, no rulebook. Show up with a character and we'll improvise a disaster together. If you can play a scene, you can play this.

Send me as many characters as you want. The weirder they are, the better the game gets. Three questions. Two minutes. Go.

Make somebody up

Fill this out as many times as you want. Wrong answers don't exist, but boring ones do.

01 Your name *

02 Your email *

So I can tell you when we're playing.

03 Character name *

Make it sound cool. Way too cool. Cooler than they deserve. "Vexmortis Blackthorne-Adeyemi." "Sir Gallant Twelve." "Oona of the Ninth Furnace."

04 What do they look like? Make it strange. *

Not "tall with dark hair." Give me the thing I'd notice from across the room. "A lanky frog in a very expensive suit that's clearly a rental." "Human, mostly. Their shadow is always about four seconds late."

05 One magical thing they can do, badly *

Real magic. Mediocre results. "Summons a legendary sword the size of a butter knife." "Heals any wound, over about three business days." "Can talk to animals. Animals find them boring."

06 Anything you don't want at the table?

Topics, themes, whatever. No explanation needed and no follow up questions from me. Leave it blank if you've got nothing.